"The best way to drive a person mad is to remove their ability to dream and force them to live in absolute reality"

  April 14th, 2010 : Apple iPad Impressions  

Unlike many other technology enthusiasts, I didn’t exert too much energy pondering press releases for Apple’s iPad and ignored most of the hype that’s been generated online. I pretty much took one glance at the hefty price tag and decided I really don’t need a subpar laptop, especially one with monthly subscription fees. But when an iPad was unexpectedly thrust into my hands (to borrow, not own), I was pleasantly surprised by what it has to offer, even sans 3G. Here’s a quick run down, without getting too in-depth for lack of actually owning the device myself.

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First of all, the iPad isn’t trying to be a laptop and won’t replace laptops. Although it’s easy to point out drawbacks such a lack of multi-tasking, USB ports, or an external keyboard, it’s best to remember that this is a luxury gadget. It’s super useful and downright fun for certain tasks and wins plenty of points for ultra portability, but it’s certainly not intended as the sort of item that every household must contain in order to properly function. However, if you’ve got cash to burn and a lust for the latest technology, the iPad may be a worthwhile venture.

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  April 11th, 2010 : Five Minute MMORPG  

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“I am sooo done with World of Warcraft. Why spend months grinding when I can level to 80 in just five minutes?”

5 Minute MMORPG is a flash game that really isn’t much fun to play. So why am I posting about it? Because the concept is pretty damn funny, that’s why! Not only does this game mock the fact that MMO players have an unpleasant reputation for wasting away at their computers, but it even simulates lag, just like a real MMO! At first I wondered why my character wasn’t moving when I hit the arrow keys. Then I remembered that the lag is intentional… as in, it really is a feature, not a bug. And the lag actually increases based on the number of players in game at a time, so killing off your fellow players will improve your “framerate.” If you are curious and have a mere five minutes to spare, why not check it out for yourself?

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  April 10th, 2010 : Our Pixelated Planet  

PIXELS is an amazing little video that I absolutely needed to post here due to it’s epic awesomeness :) Is 8-bit a blast from the past… or our future?

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